Letter to Adobe

[Strange]

Dear Adobe,

I have uninstalled and reinstalled your product several times, as well as trying various internet browsers. Every time you update your program, I have two days to a week where it crashes consistently. Then it works fine for awhile, lulling me into a false sense of security and happiness.

As a result of your issues, my food has rotted, my crops have rotted, and my pets have died. It makes me quite upset that my Facebook applications had to suffer so! Also, I cannot watch videos on Youtube, forcing me to find alternative ways to entertain myself, such as exercise. My life has become a gaping hole since I have not been able to spend my days playing Cafe World and watching The Annoying Orange. Having to actually do things that don't involve the internet is slowly driving me insane.

I would send my level 32 Barbarian after you in retaliation, but sadly, I cannot, as he was also affected by the crash.

I hope you're happy, Adobe...I hope you're happy.

[Andrea]

Uh oh!

I don't have any issues so I don't know why it is causing so many problems for you. What kind of stats do you have?

[Strange]

...Explain "stats"...

[Strange]

And now it's working again. *shakes head*

I don't get what the problem is...

[Andrea]

Well, what kind of laptop do you have? I can just pull up the stats.

[Strange]

Oh crap, you'd ask that, wouldn't you?

*looks*

[Strange]

HP model dv4-2145dx

[Chukkz]

Voodoo :p

[Andrea]

Okay, I will look it up later.

[Strange]

Thanks.

[Andrea]

Anytime